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Rarity: Oh, Opalescence. Can't you just picture it?

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Moi, stepping up in an astounding new gown at 
 the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!
(Opalescence yawns)

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(Opalescence lands on ground and meows)

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Rarity: (pretending to converse) Why, yes, I DID make 
 it myself! Thank you SO much for asking.

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(Opalescence purring)

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(Opalescence growls)

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Oh, Opal, of COURSE you can help me. Thank you.

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(Opalescence groans)

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What's that? You want to help me MORE? Oh, aren't you the sweetest thing?

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(Opalescence mews weakly)

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Careful, now! Don't move! This shouldn't take long at all.

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(Opalescence groans)

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(theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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(My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be

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(My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me

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Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun

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Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong

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Fluttershy: Sharing kindness
Twilight: It's an easy feat

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All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah

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(My Little Pony) Do you know, you're all my very best friends

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(knocking)

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Applejack: (slams door open) Howdy, Rarity!

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Twilight: (whispering) Shh! Can't you see Rarity is trying to concentrate?

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Applejack: (whispering) What d'ya think she's makin'?

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Twilight: (whispering) Looks like a dress.

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Applejack: (whispering) Well, that makes sense, since this 
 is a dressmaker's shop and all.
(Rarity sighs)

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Rarity: (groans, sweetly) Is there something I can help you with?

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Twilight: Oh, so very sorry to trouble you, 
 Rarity, but I need a quick favor.

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Could you please fix a button for me?

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It's my dress for the Grand Galloping Gala.

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Rarity: (gasps) Oh, no no no! You can't wear this... (grimaces) old thing.

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You need a glamorous new outfit for the Gala,

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and I'll make it for you. No problem at all.

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It will be my pleasure!

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Twilight: Oh, that's really sweet of you to offer, Rarity,

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but I can't let you do that.

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It would be so much work. This dress is fine.

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Rarity: Twilight Sparkle. I insist on making you a new dress.

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Twilight: But-
Rarity: No, no, not a word!

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I won't take no for an answer.

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Twilight: Well, in that case...thank you for your generosity, Rarity.

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Applejack: Gown? Shoot, I was just gonna wear my old work duds.

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Rarity: (gasps) You can't possibly be serious, Applejack!

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You absolutely MUST wear formal attire!

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Applejack: Hmm...nah.

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Rarity: What if I just spruce up your..."duds" for you a little bit?

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Applejack: Um, sure, okay, why not?

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Applejack: Since you're offerin' and all. Just don't make 'em too...frou frou-y.
Rarity: Deal!

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(approaching jet)
Rainbow Dash: LOOK OUT BELOW!

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(Rainbow Dash screams, crashes several times)

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Sorry. New trick. Didn't quite work.

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(Rainbow Dash chuckles, Rarity "hmms")

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Rarity: (gasps, singsong) Ide~ea!

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I'll make YOU an outfit for the Gala too, Rainbow Dash!

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Rainbow Dash: ...Outfit for the what now?

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Rarity: (gushing) I'll make one for you, and you, and ALL of you! (squeals)

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And of course Pinkie and Fluttershy, too.

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Oh, and when I'm done, we can hold our very own FASHION SHOW!

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Twilight: What a great idea! ...If you're sure you can handle it.

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Rarity: Oh, it'll be a little bit of work,

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but it'll be a wonderful boost to my business!

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Rarity: Plus, FUN!
Rainbow Dash: Oh, I love fun things!

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Rarity: Then it's settled. We'll have a fashion show starring...US!

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(all cheer)

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Applejack: So all you have to do is 
 make a different, stunning, original, amazing outfit

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for one, two, three, four, five...plus yourself, SIX ponies?

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And lickety-split?

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Rarity: (self-amused laughter) Oh-ho-ho-ho, Appleja--ha-ha-hack.

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You make it sound as if it's going to be hard!

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(Art of the Dress song begins)

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Rarity: Thread by thread
Stitching it together

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Twilight's dress
Cutting out the pattern, snip by snip

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Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip

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Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes correctly facing

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I'm stitching Twiliiiight's dreeess

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Yard by yard
Fussing on the details

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Jewel neckline
Don't you know, a stitch in time saves nine?

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Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire

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Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales

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It's Applejaaaack's neeeew dreeeeess

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Dressmaking's easy
For Pinkie Pie, something pink

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Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form, do you think it looks cheesy?

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(Opalescence mews)

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Something brash
Perhaps quite fetching

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Hook and eye
(gushing) Couldn't you just simply DIE?

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Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress

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Even though it rides high on the flank
Rainbow won't look like a tank

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I'm stitching Rainbooooow's dreeeeesss

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Piece by piece

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Snip by snip

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Croup, dock, haunch

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Shoulders, hip

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Thread by thread

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Primmed and pressed

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Yard by yard

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Never stressed

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(crescendo)
And that's the Art of the DRESS! (holds note)

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(song ends)

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Rarity: That's it. Keep them closed.

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(singsong) Don't look.

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Rarity: (excited) Okay, you can look now!
(all except Rarity gasp)

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These are your new outfits!

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What do you think of your old duds 
 now, Applejack? Pretty swanky, are they not?

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And Twilight! I made this dress for you, and I designed
each outfit theme to perfectly reflect each pony's unique personality.

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Oh, it took me FOREVER to get the colors right 
 on this one, Rainbow Dash, but I did it.

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Oh, and it turned out BEAUTIFUL, don't you think?

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Oh, and I know you are going to 
 love yours, Fluttershy. It just sings spring!

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And Pinkie Pie, look! Pink! Your favorite!

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Aren't they all AMAZING?

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Twilight: (hesitantly) Wow...they're...

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Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're...

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Applejack: They sure are, uh...somethin'...
Twilight: (hastily) Yes! Something!

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Pinkie Pie: I love "something!" "Something" is my favorite!

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Fluttershy: It's...(dejected) nice.

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Rarity: (wounded) What's the matter? Don't you like them?

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Twilight: (false sincerity) They're very nice.

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Applejack: And we're plum grateful 'cause you worked so hard on them.

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Rainbow Dash: (tactless) Mine's just not as cool as I was imagining.

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(defensively) She asked.

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Twilight: (mincing words) I guess what we're all saying is,
they're just not what we had in mind.

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(collective agreement, Rarity sighs dejectedly)

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Rarity: (false reassurance) That's okay! Not a problem!

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There's plenty more where that came from.

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(dismissively) They were only a first pass.

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(adamantly) You're my friends, and I want you to be 110% satisfied.

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Not to worry. I'll redo them!

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Fluttershy: Oh, Rarity. You don't have to do that. They're fine.

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Rarity: I want them to be better than just "fine."
I want you to think they're absolutely perfect.

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Applejack: Are you sure? I mean, we wouldn't want to impose...

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Rarity: (laughing) Oh-ho-ho-ho, it's no imposition.

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(nuance of derision) Really, I insist.

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Twilight: (oblivious) Well, in that case...thank you again, Rarity!

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(Rarity giggles nervously)

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Rarity: (anxious) What have I gotten myself into...?

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(Opalescence mews)

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(sewing machine motor running)

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(door opens)
Fluttershy: Hello? You wanted to see me, Rarity?

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Rarity: (gushing) Fluttershy! Your NEW new gown is ready! I completely 
 revised it and I know you're going to love it!

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Rarity: What do you think?

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Fluttershy: (hesitantly) I...love it!

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Rarity: Oh, you're just saying that.

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Fluttershy: No, no, I do. It's...(softly) nice.

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Rarity: (prodding) "Nice?"

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Fluttershy: (meekly) Nice.

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Rarity: (slightly offended) If you don't like it, you should just tell me.

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Fluttershy: Oh, but I do like it.

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Rarity: Like it or LOVE it?

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Fluttershy: (cowed) Um...both?

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Rarity: Which is it?!
Fluttershy: (meekly) Please stop asking me this, I-

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Rarity: Well, just tell me what you really think!

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Fluttershy: Oh no, that's okay...
Rarity: (losing patience) Tell me!

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Fluttershy: No...it's fine...
Rarity: (forcefully) Tell me!

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Fluttershy: (voice breaking) I-I like it...

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Rarity: (frustrated) Tell me, tell me, tellmetellme TELL ME!

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Fluttershy: All right...if you REALLY wanna know...

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(inhales sharply)

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(very rapidly) The armscye is tight, the middy collar doesn't go 
 with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched,

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the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile,

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you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for 
 a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch,

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and the overdesign is reminiscent of pret-a-porter and not true French haute couture.

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(normal pace, meekly) But uh...you know, um...whatever you wanna do is fine...

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(Art of the Dress reprise begins)
Twilight: (talking) Now, the stars 
 on my belt need to be technically accurate.

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Orion has THREE stars on his belt, not four.

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Rarity: (singing) Stitch by stitch
Stitching it together

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Deadline looms
Don't you know the client's always right?

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Even if my fabric choice was perfect
Gotta get them all done by tonight

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Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive
Wait until you see it in the light

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I'm sewiiiiing them togetheeeer!

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(speaking intermission)
Pinkie Pie: Don't you think my gown
would be more "me" with some lollipops?!

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Rarity: (harried) Well, I think-
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?!

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Rarity: Well-
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

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(singing resumes)
Chorus: Hour by hour
One more change

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I'm sewing them together
Take great pains

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Rarity: (harried singing) Fluttershy, you're putting me in a 
 bind
Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?

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Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
Don't 
 forget, Applejack's duds must shiiiiine (percussion flourish)

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Dressmaking's easy
Every customer's call

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Brings a whole new revision
Have to pick up 
 the pace, still hold to my vision

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(intermission)
Twilight: That constellation is Canis MAJOR, not Minor.

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Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.

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(Rarity grimaces)

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Applejack: What if it rains? ...Galoshes!

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Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh, wait, that's too many balloons.

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More candy! Oh, less candy!

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Oh wait! I know! STREAMERS!

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Rarity: (dumbstruck) ...Streamers?

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Pinkie Pie: (insistently) Whose dress is this?

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Rarity: (resigned) Streamers it is.

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Rainbow Dash: What?

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Rarity: Aren't you gonna tell me to change something, too?

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Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be...cool.

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Rarity: Do you not like the color?

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Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just...make it look cooler.

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Rarity: Do you not like the shape?

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Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing...you know, cooler.

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It needs to be about 20% cooler.

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(music swells, singing resumes)

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Pinkie Pie: All we really want is indecision
Rainbow Dash: 
 All we really like is what we know

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Twilight: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance

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Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it
All except 
 Rarity: Make sure that it stays within our budget

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Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentatioooooooon!

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All: Piece by piece

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Snip by snip

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Croup, dock, haunch

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Shoulders, hip

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Bolt by bolt

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Primmed and pressed

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Yard by yard

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Always stressed

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(crescendo)
And that's the Art of the DREEEEEEESS!

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(song ends, Rarity faints)

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Rarity: Oh, Opal...these are the ugliest dresses I've ever made!

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(Rarity sighs wearily)

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Rarity: Okay...I did EXACTLY what each of you asked for...

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Now don't hold back.

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Let me know what you really think.
(Opalescence hissing)

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Twilight: Oh my!
Fluttershy: It's...perfect!

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Rainbow Dash: It's cool!
Applejack: Wow. (Opalescence gags) They're 
 the best duds I ever did see!

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All: It's exactly what I asked for!

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(Rarity sighs with relief)

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Twilight: Thank you, Rarity.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, are you as happy 
 with them as we are? Huh huh huh?

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Rarity: (deflecting) Well, I'm...happy that all of you are happy!

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I'm just relieved to finally be done.

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(door slams open)

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Spike: (panting) You are never gonna believe this! You've heard of Hoity-Toity?

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Twilight: The bigwig fashion shot in Canterlot?

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Spike: Uh-huh! He heard about your fashion show.

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Well, maybe I happened to mention it to him...

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He's coming HERE, all the way from Canterlot, to see your work, Rarity!

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Applejack: Whoa, Nelly! You could sell a ton o'dresses to this guy!

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Your business will be boomin'!

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(ponies voicing encouragement)

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Rarity: (anxious) Hoity-Toity...? He's coming here? To see THESE dresses?

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Spike: Yup! Get ready for all your dreams to come true!

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(ponies chattering)

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Rarity: (to self) Oh...(gasps) There he is!

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(ponies chattering in awe)

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(haughty clap)

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(hyperventilating) Okay. Relax, Rarity.

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(voice trembling) Your friends like their outfits and so will he.

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(exaggerated scream) What's wrong with the lights?!

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(shrieks, nervously) Oh yes...that means the show's starting...good...

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(electro jazz)

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Spike: (amplified) Since the beginning of time,

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have longed for pony fashions

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that truly expressed the essence of their very souls.

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Patiently waiting decades,

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no, CENTURIES,

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for the perfect pony gown.

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Today, at long last, Equestria, your wait is over!

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Let's hear it for the breathtaking designs of Ponyville's own RARITY!

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(ponies gasp and chatter)

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(ponies voicing disgust incoherently)

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Applejack: (whispering) Why's everypony lookin' at us like that?

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Twilight: ...Oh dear.

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Rainbow Dash: Do you think we overdid it?

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Applejack: Nah.

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...Okay. Maybe a little.

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Hoity-Toity: (snobbish accent) Oh, those amateurish designs look like a 
 piled-on mishmash of everything but a kitchen sink!

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(ponies laughing, sink scraping ground)

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It's a travesty, is what it is.

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Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever SEEN, oh for shame.

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Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these HORRORS?!

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Not to mention wasting MY valuable time.

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Rarity: (to Opalescence) Oh! Hide me!

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Spike: Come on out and take a bow, Rarity!

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You worked really hard for this. (clapping) Yes! All right! Woohoo! Go, Rarity!

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(ponies chattering)

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Pinkie Pie: (knocks on door) Rarity...? You okay in there?

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You haven't come out for days!

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Rarity: (despairing theatrically) I'm NEVER coming out! I can't 
 show my face in Ponyville EVER AGAIN!

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I used to be somepony. I used to be respected.

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I used to make dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses.

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(hysterical) But now everypony is laughing at me!

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I'm nothing but a laughingstock!

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(Rarity sobs ostentatiously)
Twilight: You're not a laughingstock, Rarity.

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Rainbow Dash: (tactless) She kind of is.

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Twilight: (shushing Rainbow Dash) Come on out and talk to us!

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Rarity: (sobbing) Leave me alo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hone!

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I VANT TO BE ALONE!

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I want to wallow in...(rapid histrionics) whatever it is 
 that ponies are supposed to wallow in!

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Do ponies wallow in pity?

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Oh, LISTEN to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to WALLOW in!

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(sobbing theatrically) I'm so patheti-hi-hi-hic!

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Twilight: Now what do we do?

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Fluttershy: Uh...panic?

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Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!

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Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.

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Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!

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Twilight: (dryly) She only has one cat.

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Pinkie Pie: Give it time...

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Twilight: Hmm...

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Rarity: (brooding) Exile...I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile.

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Where would I go? And what would I pack?

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Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing.

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What are you supposed to pack when you go into exile?

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Are you supposed to pack warm?

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(Opalescence mewing)
Rarity: (gasps) Opal?!

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(Opalescence mews, Rarity opens window)

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(Opalescence mewing)

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Opal! How did you get up there?!

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Hang on, you poor dear! Mama's coming!

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(door slams open)

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(Rarity gasps)

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Rainbow Dash! How DARE you strand my poor Opal in a tree!

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Rainbow Dash: Well, how ELSE were we gonna 
 get you out here to show you...THIS!

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Rarity: What is it? It's not...you...(gasps)

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Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you!

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Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge o'sewin'.

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Fluttershy: Do you like it?

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Rarity: Like it...?

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Like it?

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Fluttershy: Uh-oh...she doesn't like it...

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Rarity: No, I don't like it.

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(all groan)

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Rarity: (perks up) I LOVE IT!

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(all cheer)

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Rarity: You ponies did an AMAZING job. It's exactly the way I imagined it.

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Fluttershy: We just followed your brilliant design.

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Twilight: Like we should've let you do for OUR outfits.

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Those first dresses you designed were perfect.

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Pinkie Pie: We're so super-sorry.

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Rainbow Dash: You worked really hard to make our 
 dresses exactly the way we wanted them.

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And we all saw how well THAT turned out.

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Rarity: Oh, I forgive you.

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Applejack: Well, that's mighty big o'you.

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Rarity: (theatrical whining) But my whole career is still ruined!

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Applejack: Oh...right. That.

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Twilight: Maybe not.

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Hoity-Toity: Oh, all right. I haven't got all day.

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(Opalescence purring noisily)

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Hoity-Toity: Take two.

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(curtains draw shut)

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(electronic remix of theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey" followed by trance)

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Hoity-Toity: Hello. Oh, this can't be the same designer.

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(banjo accompanies tune)

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Simply MAGNIFICENT!

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And I suddenly have a craving for some Dutch apple pie.

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Candied apples on a stick? Apple turnovers? Apple cobbler?

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(light, percussion-heavy)

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Brilliant!

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(thunder crashing)

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(driving bassline)

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Oh, spectacular!

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(ethereal accompaniment)

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(clapping) Now, THIS is a fashion show!

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All of these dresses are absolutely AMAZING!

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Who is responsible? Step forward, show yourself!

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Bravo! Bravo! (clapping) Magnifico! Oh boy!
(music swells to crescendo)

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Rarity: Oh, thank you. Thank you! (squealing) Oh, thank you so much!

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Twilight: (voice-over) "Dear Princess Celestia,

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This week my very talented friend Rarity learned 
 that if you try to please everypony,

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you oftentimes end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself.

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And I learned this: When somepony offers to do you a favor,

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like making you a beautiful dress,

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you shouldn't be overly critical of something generously given to you.

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In other words, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth."

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(Twilight giggles)

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(Spike inhales, breathes fire)

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Hoity-Toity: Rarity, my congratulations on a most impressive fashion debut.

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Would you do me the great honor of allowing me to feature 
 your couture in my best of the best boutique in Canterlot?

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(Rarity gasps)

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Hoity-Toity: Now, I'll need you to make a dozen 
 of each dress for me by next Tuesday.

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(Rarity doubletakes, quivers)

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(ending theme begins) My Little Pony

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My Little Pony

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(instrumental)

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My Little Pony, friends